Demotivational Posters Round 37

Welcome back to Vertical and Wasting Oxygen. Today's set is themed, much like the Nebraska collaboration a while back. This one was actually fairly difficult to put together, given the number of things which could have been said about Alcoholism, the many ways (both clever and banal) they've been said, and the literally thousands of funny alcohol-related pictures out there to use.
For the record, don't get me wrong. I love alcohol. Great stuff. I just hate drunkenness and alcoholism, and all the crap that goes with them. Balance.
There's another 'normal' set in the works, about halfway done. I hope to have them ready soon, but I might just leave these up here for a little while to make sure they don't get buried by subsequent posts before some of you more infrequent visitors have a chance to see them. As always, enjoy the demotivators, show them to your friends, leave comments, and have a good one!