Motivational Posters Round 30

Gentles and Ladymen, welcome back once again. I've got a new set of demotivators up for your viewing pleasure. Please comment on them - comments make me happy :)
I'm sure some of you will sympathize with me over some of these. I'm equally sure some of you will be irritated or offended by them. So what else is new?
I think in the near future I may have to do a demotivator on flooding - Ames is near enough ready to just float away. If I don't post again for a while, it may be that my computer is simply underwater.
The fine chap who sent me the guest demotivators a while ago has sent me a new one, and is working towards a new set that I should be able to post soon! Hooray!
Until then, enjoy!

Motivational Posters Round 29

More posters for your viewing delight, some of them (sadly) inspired by recent events in the lives of some of my friends. I'll leave it to your imagination to believe which ones you will.

As always, leave comments. I know some of you have been waiting for a post for a while - comments keep them coming faster and more reliably.

Thanks for the comments and for your readership (faithful, erratic, or accidental as it may be)

Motivational Posters Round 28

Finally, more demotivators for you to love, revile, be confused by or be ambivalent towards. Hooray! (or "boo!" or "hunh?" or "meh")
Thanks, as always, for coming by the site. Tell your friends - I like site hits! Please leave comments, and let me know what you think.
And, as always, feel free to leave suggestions for future demotivators. I'm always in the market for ideas. Peace!

Guest Demotivators

A friend of mine recently decided to have some fun with the Motivational Poster Generator I link to, here on the blog. These are his efforts, which he requested I post anonymously. I think he did a great job, and I hope you enjoy them.

More of my demotivators are on the way (4 done, just want to get one more for a full set). Thank you to those who have left messages encouraging me to post again. Also, if you haven't noticed, I've updated the lists of blogs and comics I enjoy, and will be modifying them more here in the coming weeks.

Motivational Posters Round 27

Comments? Please?

Motivational Posters Round 26

More demotivators! Hip Hip Hooray! Sarcasm and irony are back in full swing here at the V&WO ranch. Judging from the abysmal lack of commentary on my last three posts, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that these are what you people come here for? Please prove it - leave comments for me. Yes, Mother, you too. It's your maternal duty, like parent-teacher conferences and archiving naked-baby-pictures for Metalupis' and my wives.

On a somewhat lighter note, I am proud to announce that I have independent confirmation from three unrelated sources who tell me that my blog has been officially blocked by the Chinese government. Must have been the cracks I made in my first couple sets of demotivators about communism and buddhism. All I can say is that if I piss off one person, I've probably screwed up, but if I piss off an entire government and system of belief, I may be doing something very, very right. So, who out there is going to compile and publish these bad boys into a book for me to smuggle into China?

As always, leave comments, critiques, suggestions, righteous indignation, profane indignation, indigenous indignation, ingenuous indignation, or a wombat. . .er. . . .

Something Different (3)

More demotivational posters are in the works. . .hopefully I'll get them posted within the week. Ere then I have some other things which need to be posted. A poem which I found which I think a few of you will appreciate, a drinking song which I wrote which I know many of you will get a kick out of, and one or two other things. Enjoy, and (as always) comment.

So my friends and I were talking about comic-books-made-into-movies and decided that a Justice League offering should be in the wings somewhere. Thus we started talking about a possible plot, characters, and who we would cast in various roles, trying to be as true to the look, feel, and attitude of the DC characters as we possibly could (despite the fact that hollywood seems to care less about accuracy and more about star power). After much debate and revision (and without total consensus) we came to a basic roster of the seven main founders and a few supporting or secondary members. My friends insist that I publish this online, if for nothing else than to prove that we had the idea first :) If you have ideas for other actors for other J.L. members or villains, or even other suggestions for who we have already mentioned, post 'em here. Not that anyone would ever be able to afford bringing all these people together for one flick, but maybe if they wanted to collaborate just for the fun of it. . .

Superman – Brandon Routh. He did a great job in Superman Returns, he's got the look and mannerisms down, and I'm all for consistency wherever we can get it.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0746125/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman

Batman – Christian Bale. Absolutely one of the best Batmans ever. Again, he has the look, mannerisms, and consistency. I couldn't pick anyone else for the Dark Knight.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman

Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) – Viggo Mortenson. A little bit older, a little grizzled, quiet, and thoroughly hardcore. The kind of guy who doesn't talk often, but when he does, people listen. And yeah, some people will point out that John Stewart, Guy Gardner, or even Kyle Rayner were more involved with the J.L. than Jordan, but Jordan is still the consummate Lantern in my book.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0001557/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hal_Jordan

Martian Manhunter – The Rock. Some of you will immediately groan at bringing The Rock into this, but just stop and consider for a moment. All he's really got to do is stand there with his arms folded and look muscular and intimidating (which The Rock does quite well), mutter a few lines of subdued but profound dialogue (which he does well), and toss the bad guys around like rag dolls (which, well, you get the idea). A little green paint and we're good to go. http://imdb.com/name/nm0425005/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martian_Manhunter

Flash – Paul Walker. The one thread linking all of Paul Walker's movies is that he loves playing a smart-alec who can't help but shoot his mouth off, even if it's the dumbest possible thing one could do in a situation.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0908094/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flash

Hawkgirl – Mariska Hargitay. This one was harder to place, since traditionally Hawkgirl was never the tall, rail-thin shape of so many actresses. We needed someone shorter and more buff, and I think Hargitay fills the role nicely, and her role on Law & Order: SVU proves she can be pretty badass when necessary.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0002127/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawkgirl

Wonder Woman – Eva Green. The new Bond Girl, in my humble opinion, has the face, hair, and body to make a fine Amazonian princess, and I'd love to see her in a role where she gets to kick as much butt as Daniel Craig.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1200692/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonder_Woman

Green Arrow – Jamie Hyneman. If you ever watch the Mythbusters episode where they are trying to figure out if it's possible to split an arrow with another arrow, Robin Hood style, watch when Jamie fires a couple arrows and imagine him with a green hat. He's got the muscles, the dry sense of humor, and, most importantly, the moustache.

http://imdb.com/name/nm1367178/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Arrow

Hawkman – Vin Diesel. Big. Muscled. Brutal. Not going to get an invite to the MENSA ball. But Hawkman's perfectly comfortable with a large and messy weapon in each hand, which Vin Diesel has played in Riddick and other movies. Kind of like The Rock, in that he's not going to get many lines, but the fight sequences wouldn't be the same without him.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0004874/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawkman

Aquaman – Daniel Craig. Buff and blond are the two big visual requirements for Aquaman. Matthew McConaughey was considered for the role, but he's just too smiley. Craig better represents Aquaman's somber and sober outlook on life.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0185819/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquaman

Black Canary – Uma Thurman. Uma would essentially be reprising her role from Kill Bill, just fighting hand-to-hand instead of with a sword. And the physical resemblance is perfect.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0000235/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Canary

Zatana – Kate Beckinsale. Tall, dark, magical, and not afraid to walk around in a corset and top-hat. Enough said.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0000295/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zatanna

Blue Beetle – Jason Statham – Statham has proven his on-screen hand-to-hand ability in the Transporter movies, and the Beetle is essentially the DC version of Spider-Man, so this works out wonderfully.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0005458/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Beetle

Oracle – Nikki Cox. A cute redhead to sit in a wheelchair and find more fine-detail information on any subject than actually exists either online or off.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0185178/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oracle_%28comics%29#Oracle

Elongated Man – Matthew McConaughey. Elastic Man is, by nature, nearly indestructible, which gives him a carefree outlook on life. McConaughey is charming and smiley and flirtatious enough to perfectly portray this happy-go-lucky hero.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0000190/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elongated_Man

Green Lantern (John Stewart) – Keenan Ivory Wayans. I have reservations about tagging a Wayans brother to play a character as introspective and thoughtful as Stewart, but I think Keenan has what it takes, and his look is perfect for the role. Just gotta keep him low-key and pensive.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0005540/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Stewart_%28comics%29

Green Lantern (Guy Gardner) – Colin Farrell. A self-proclaimed bad boy thug to play a self-proclaimed bad boy thug, Gardner always relied on his fists to do his talking for him, and Farrell can carry his Devil-may-care attitude like second skin.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0268199/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Lantern_%28Guy_Gardner%29

Captain Marvel – Dean Cain. I know I'm going to be immediately vilified by every female Lois and Clark fanatic for downgrading Cain from Superman to DC's second-string superman clone, but I like Routh's S-man better, and Cain fits Marvel's image better, anyway. And he's got experience in tights and a cape.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0001002/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Marvel_%28DC_Comics%29

After each profile I've included a link to the actor's profile on the Internet Movie DataBase and a link to a Wikipedia article of the character so you can hopefully see what made us choose who we did. Like I said above, feel free to chime in with alternate suggestions, other characters and actors for them, and villains.